Quoting DR1665:
The darkest corner of hell is reserved for thieves and cheating spouses. f*** them.
Don't forget to keep an eye out on CL for your sh*t for a few days. If you see it, call them up and ask if it will work in an Eclipse or something. You never know. Thieves' greatest weakness is their greed. Hope you catch them.
If you do, consider being cool about it, then coming back as the efficient arm of Karma. Fill a sports bottle (the kind with the bendy straw) with about 50/50 powered laundry detergent/gasoline mixture (DIY napalm), then slip the straw between the glass or something and squirt the sh*t inside the car. Then just take a match to it. Ah. Thoughts like this keep me warm at night.
Of course, if sh*t hits the fan and you live up to your screen name, remember to dig the holes at least a foot deeper than they are tall or animals are likely to dig them up...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rofl.gif Brutal, I love it.
Shouldn't be too hard to spot a silver eclipse with a black hood running around.